Something about an apple falling from a tree

We have weird sorts of children.

One of them, speaks in 25% spanish. She busts things out like, "I want to go afuera, como the ninos!" or sometimes she surprises you by knowing every. single. word. to Huevos Verdes con Jamon. ("ese Juan Ramon, ese Juan Ramon!!")
She also spends a good amount of time busting out songs in Spanish, due to "clase." This one is a current favorite

Chu Chu Wa

Youtube has the creepiest versions of this song.

I love how she looks just like me, but acts -nothing- like me. Well, I'm not sure - she is stubborn, and sometimes dramatic, but other than that - it's all Matt in there. Crazy. Loud. Silly. Loving. Loud. Extroverted. Loud.

Our other child, someone how turned out asian.

Again, I'm not really sure how this happened. But it is, to say the least, undeniable.